Date:	2008-11-26 21:30
Subject:	it's been awhile...
Security:	Public
Mood:	sleepy
Music:	Homecoming by Kanye West featuring Chirs Martin

Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
Turn to page 56.
Find the fifth sentence.
Post that sentence along with these instructions on your LJ.
Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.

"More perhaps than is the case with most other liquors, the quality of commercial gin varies: It's cost is a rough measure of its worth" -The Joy of Cooking

And it was for a good thing! Check it yo:

http://www.reporterherald.com/news_story.asp?ID=15569

For the first three people that reply to this post who re-post this challenge: you win!

I will send you a gift.

It might be something I've made or something that I think will pass some awesome on to you. Extra books (what are those??) or just, well just about damned anything, really. Gifties. Don't pass em up.

Whatever it is, I promise I will get it to you in 365 days of your posted comment or less, and I will need your snail mail if you're not local.

The only thing you need to do to receive your gift is PARTICIPATE.

Beone of the first three journalers to reply to this, and post this very same thing in your journal, and YOU are the lucky giftee.

Tagged by mezdeathhead

List 7 songs you are into right now, no matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions in your LiveJournal along with your 7 songs. Then tag 7 other people-like meatbags to see what they are listening to.

"Let Me Touch You For A While" - Alison Krauss & Union Station
"The Pot" - Tool
"9 Crimes" - Damien Rice
"To Make You Feel My Love" - Garth Brooks
"Fields of Gold" - Sting
"Never Again" - Kelly Clarkson"
"The Nearness of You" - Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong

I tag you, you, you, you, you, you, and... you!

If you comment, I'll answer this crap at you! AT YOU! I have been memed, and it is my sworn duty to meme along.

1 - Tell you why I friended you.
2 - Associate you with a song/film.
3 - Tell a random fact about you.
4 - Tell a first memory about you.
5 - Associate you with a character/pairing.
6 - Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
7 - Tell you my favorite user pic of yours [if it pertains].
8 - In retort, you must spread this disease in your LJ [or blog].

Alpha-Bits
Leave a comment and I'll assign you a letter. In your own journal, list your ten favorite songs starting with that letter.

elanor_in_bloom assigned me the letter "L"

"Let's Dance" David Bowie
"Luv Addict" Family Force Five
"Laura" Scissor Sisters
"Little Tiny Moustache" Stephen Lynch
"Lay Me Down" The Frames
"Letter Read" Rachel Yamagata
"Legend In My Living Room" Annie Lennox
"Legend Of Zelda" System of a Down
"Lebanese Blonde" Thievery Corporation
"LA Woman" Billy idol

PERHAPS IF YOU WANT TO PLAY YOU COULD ASK YES?

1. Can you cook?
Boy can I!

2. What was your dream growing up?
To have a huge house and land for all the animals to run on.

3. What talent do you wish you had?
Musical talents.

4. Favorite place?
Right now it is Gwen and Andy's house.

5. Favorite vegetable?
Avacado.

6. What was the last book you read?
The Color Purple.

7. What zodiac sign are u ?
Sagittarius.

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
Two tattoos (one by the amazing Mez) and my ears are pierced.

9. Worst Habit?
Watching too much tv.

10. Do we know each other outside of lj?
Yes.

11. What is your favorite sport?
Softball and Volleyball.

12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Optimistic.

13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
I won't fart if you won't.

14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Divorce/Miscarriage

15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
I like to dance my ass off when no one is watching.

16. Do u have any pets?
2 cats, 2 dogs

17. Do u know how to do the macerana?
Who doesn't?

18. What time is it where u are now?
4:37 PM

19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Yes, yes I do.

20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
My hair, I would make the part that I dyed black a different color.

21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Let's face it, probably crime partner.

22. What color eyes do you have?
Blue/grey

23. Ever been arrested?
Suprisingly, no.

24. Bottle or Draft?
Draft, but I will take a bottle if draft is not available.

25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
Save it after I plan a vacation.

26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
Spearmint.

27. What 's your favorite bar to hang at?
Don't have one.

28. Do you believe in ghosts?
Kind of.

29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Play games and hang out with friends.

30. Do you swear a lot?
Not a lot, no.

31. Biggest pet peeve?
People who lie.

32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Loyal.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT!!!

Date:	2006-12-15 09:00
Subject:	That's right! I cloned 11 grrjessi's! And they're drumming!!
Security:	Public
Mood:	awake

On the twelfth day of Christmas, goobercrow sent to me...

Twelve grrjessis drumming

Eleven julia roberts piping

Ten gary jules a-leaping

Nine dogs dancing

Eight tattoos a-milking

Seven cats a-snowboarding

Six movies a-knitting

Five be-e-e-en mixes

Four sally struthers

Three ed harris

Two gilmore girls

...and a blu in a k-puppy.

Get your own Twelve Days:

( my xmas stocking )

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You scored as Miyamoto Musashi. You're considered a sword saint, whatever the fuck that is. You don't give two hoots what weapon or tact people come at you with, as your solution is a steady grip on a sharp blade and it tends to work. You're never going to be defeated in battle, but you are going to die of Cancer. </td> Miyamoto Musashi 83% Dante Alighieri 67% C.G. Jung 67% Jesus Christ 50% Friedrich Nietzsche 50% O.J. Simpson 33% Elvis Presley 33% Steven Morrissey 33% Sigmund Freud 25% Charles Manson 17% Mother Teresa 17% Adolf Hitler 0% Stephen Hawking 0% Hugh Hefner 0% What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You? created with QuizFarm.com

Just heard about Steve Irwin... for those who don't know: while filming the ocens most dangerous creatures for discovery steve irwin was stung by a stingray. The stingray pierced his heart and he died. We'll miss the crazy man and his dangerous animal adventures...

Crikey!

Date:	2006-08-24 11:02
Subject:	Bye Bye Boys! Have fun storming the castle!!
Security:	Public
Mood:	inconcievable!
Music:	skeeter panting

Which Princess Bride Character are You?
this quiz was made by mysti

Date:	2006-07-18 22:42
Subject:	New do?
Security:	Public
Mood:	pissy
Music:	Some jive thing on a dvd in the next room

So I recently dyed my hair black. I'm really not sure what made me do it, but now it's done. I think it was something along the lines of "I need to dye my hair, what color have I never done? hmm.. let's see how black looks." Very scientific, I know. Anyway, when I was dying it I had it all pulled to the back then up to the top so it looked like I had a little fauxhawk going on. I really liked it, and am now really tempted to get it done, but some stuff is holding me back. A: I think my mom might cry just seeing it black, and then in a mowhawk, she may cry all day. 2: Would it really look that okay? I don't know what my deal is with my hair lately, but I have always been one of those "It's just hair, it'll grow back quick enough!" kind of people, but now I fear it may get me in trouble...

Any thoughts?

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

So I went random journal searching whilst I ate my dinner and this is the first thing I found. The second post is what I was appaled by: http://rob37n.livejournal.com/

Date:	2006-06-26 13:14
Subject:	Songies
Security:	Public
Mood:	meh
Music:	Construction Guys

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre,whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they mustbe songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your livejournal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people tosee what they're listening to.

I Can't Get Next To You - Annie Lennox
Hey Young World (Part 2) - Macy Gray
Soul Meets Body - Deathcab For Cutie
One of These Mornings - Moby
Vicarious - Tool
Take on Me - A-Ha
Hate Me - Blue October

Now you do it. That's right, I'm pointing at you! No, not you... you, yes, you!

So we're moved in and now my freakin' cat won't stop pissing on EVERYTHING that he can! I am so frustrated I can't stand it! Any suggestions?

Why do you taunt me so? I love your ice cream so much more than those in my freezer, but it make sense to finish those before wasting more money on yours! Why God, why!?!?